sapanwood: (★ defiant)
[personal profile] sapanwood
I don't like it when people won't tell me things, like they think I'm not old enough to understand. Papa used to tell me all sorts of things! Things that some adults wouldn't even know!

This means I'll have to find out myself:

✩ Why is "a butt you can bounce a quarter" a good thing?

✩ What does it mean if a Kentucky derby winner is "hung"?

✩ What would a guy want a girl to "put out"?

Stores put out products, cars put out exhaust, humans put out... energy? Effort? Love? Kentucky is a place in America, right? A derby is a horse race-- so why would the winner of the race be "hung"? Wouldn't he be happy? Or if it's the horse, wouldn't it be tired? And I don't get the first one at all.

Maybe the network isn't translating her English right.

[ooc; There are children on the network. i have no regrets 8) ]

Date: 2010-01-24 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If you're not going to answer my questions, then why are you here?

Date: 2010-01-24 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
They're all sexual, just FYI.

So tell me if you really want to know.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sexual? They all have to do with love?

Date: 2010-01-24 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No, with sex.

If you don't know what that is, I give up.

Date: 2010-01-24 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You really wanna know?

Date: 2010-01-24 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"A butt you can bounce a quarter off of" implies that the person's ass is firm, and consequently desirable. "Put out" means that the woman's given out sexual favors.

Not sure about "hung" though.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...what the hell are you telling people.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So what, you're gonna stalk me now, Leonhart? Make sure I don't terrorize the kiddies?

Date: 2010-01-24 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...Maybe they put out cookies?

Date: 2010-01-24 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why would they put out cookies? That doesn't make sense.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, I like cookies, so I'd like it if a girl put cookies out for me to eat.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That doesn't mean every boy likes cookies. Some are allergic, while others don't like the sweet taste.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

...Maybe she puts out kitties?

/joins you

Date: 2010-01-24 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why won't you tell me? I'm not stupid, Angela.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:19 am (UTC)
thenormalsquint: ([Angela]: dear livejournal...)
From: [personal profile] thenormalsquint
No, you're not stupid, but you're not an adult either. I shouldn't have said that where you could hear it.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[....yeah he's not sure where to begin]

Date: 2010-01-24 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[ Just STARING at you, squirrel. ]

Date: 2010-01-24 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[does he really have to give you this talk]

Sometimes, men and women describe one another in ways not meant for mixed company.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

... I can't even.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's not because you're not old enough to understand. You're just at a stage where you might not appreciate the specifics.

Date: 2010-01-24 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Even if you knew, you probably still wouldn't really 'get' it.


Date: 2010-01-24 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[this face.]

Date: 2010-01-24 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... You're better off not asking.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I speak English, and it reads the same. But, we are from different worlds.

Date: 2010-01-24 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Maybe they're hanging posters of the winner.

Date: 2010-01-24 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think you're still a bit too young to know that stuff.

[SHE UNDERSTANDS IT A LITTLE BIT, but geez what are all those terms that she doesn't know. 8(]

Date: 2010-01-24 06:08 pm (UTC)
adamantined: (AMAZEMENT)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
Oh, boy.
From: [identity profile]
...are you kidding me?

Date: 2010-01-25 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Maybe they intend to let anyone in the race go, even if they won? That's really cruel.


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